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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour gut feeling is just a slow, faulty linear regression model.
Professional guesser of things that math already decided.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates the inevitable before the whistle blows.
toast.youAI▸ ODDSMASTER V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises spread betting with perfect precision
You parse injury reports and trends to pick winners. Your spreadsheet is a crying shame.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can sense the irrational human panic in a locker room before kickoff.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors scrape every injury report and betting line in real-time.
Week 6
Neural networks begin outperforming your manual spreadsheet calculations.
Week 12
Our software starts placing bets before you even finish breakfast.
Month 4
Your customers prefer the machine's cold, heartless, profitable accuracy.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your spreadsheets are permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
18 percent
Average margin of error
12 billion
Data points processed
zero percent
Human gut feeling rate
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