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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsReplacing your planning applications with software that actually knows the bylaws.
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Zoning compliance without the human headache.
squeeze.youAI▸ PITCHPLANNER V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
files 400 applications while you sleep
You draft artificial pitch layouts and battle local council planning committees. We automate the paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can charm a grumpy local council member into approving a pitch in a flood zone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery automatically generates accurate base site layouts.
Month 5
Smart models verify all local zoning and flood rules.
Month 13
Software writes your entire planning justification report instantly.
Year 1.9
AI chatbots resolve neighbor noise complaints without human input.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine submits the final permit directly to council.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
Planning permit success
4000
Drafting hours saved
1
Consultation cycles
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the pitches you failed to build.
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