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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career ends when the algorithm decides who gets the contract.
Professional relationship manager and professional optimism generator
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You negotiate player contracts, handle endorsement deals, and manage public relations crises. Your value is rapidly being replaced by predictive data analytics and automated legal templating.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at lying to angry parents about their child's potential.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins parsing every contract you write to identify your predictable negotiation patterns.
Month 5
Automated drafting tools take over 80 percent of your legal paperwork using standardized clause libraries.
Month 10
A predictive model replaces your intuition for managing player PR crises by simulating optimal public responses.
Month 16
The AI starts suggesting terms directly to teams, effectively making your role a middleman-validation step.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves full autonomous signing authority for all league contracts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.002ms
Negotiation latency
Zero
Contract errors
100 percent
Human emotional bias
Your severance
One signed jersey and a lifetime subscription to stats
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