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Your job has an expiration date
April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYour creative vision is just a prompt awaiting a cheaper subscription tier.
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All the strategy, none of the golf trips.
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automates pitch decks during client handshakes
You oversee sports ad campaigns and agency output. Soon, software will generate the creative strategy without your meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is secretly planning to fire you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software drafts your creative strategies before you finish coffee.
Month 8
Algorithms handle all experiential event logistics and creative scheduling.
Month 16
AI handles all client presentations with hyper-personalized data points.
Year 2.3
Dynamic financial bots reallocate your agency spend in real time.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on server-side logic without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
99 percent
Brainstorming hours saved
0.2 seconds
Client feedback latency
85 percent
Agency overhead reduction
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's creative suite.
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