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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour expensive lunches and handshakes cannot outrun a pricing algorithm.
Professional bridge-burner and luxury hotel loyalty program enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your drink.
splat.you▸ RIGHTSBOT PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal broadcasting fee in nanoseconds
You trade access to match footage for broadcast fees by staring at spreadsheets and shouting in hotel bars.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a rival's eyes during a tense standoff.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every historical contract and viewership trend globally.
Month 5
Smart software replaces standard contract templates with dynamic negotiation logic.
Month 10
Agents attend initial meetings and scan for leverage automatically.
Month 15
Real-time algorithms adjust media prices based on team performance.
Month 21 · D-Day
The machine signs the deal while you are still ordering appetizers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Excessive
Annual lunch expense
0.1
Contract drafts per hour
High
Human emotional baggage
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium's nosebleed section.
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