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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour hot takes are now just high-frequency sentiment noise.
Professional rumor-mill operator and headline baiter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time narratives without the press pass.
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You chase breaking updates and write game recaps. You interview exhausted athletes for recycled quotes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle tension in a locker room after a loss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers pull live game stats directly from stadium APIs.
Month 3
Models convert game logs into readable post-match articles.
Month 7
Vision software auto-identifies exciting plays for quick distribution.
Month 12
Simulated personas generate fan engagement to fuel site traffic.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human input ceases as the algorithm manages the entire ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200
Quotes recycled per season
0.04
Seconds until automated update
Excessive
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated sports feed.
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