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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour screaming voice is just a waveform that algorithms can simulate.
Professional screamer of football highlights and goal celebrations.
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Unmatched volume for every single match.
ow.youAI▸ GOALSYNTH PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies stadium roars with perfect timing
You shout over football matches and scream goals for fans. The machine just does it with more excitement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a passionate scream when the referee makes a bad call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your tone and pitch are recorded to build the AI voice.
Month 3
Vision sensors flag goals before you can even react.
Month 6
The AI generates live commentary using match data feeds.
Month 10
The system adjusts volume based on live audience sentiment.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your microphone is unplugged permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
110db
Decibels per game
14 per match
Gasping pauses
200 words
Vocabulary size
Your severance
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