Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Sports Partnerships Salesman jobs? · Latest report #teuhyudz
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firm handshake does not survive the next fiscal pivot.
Professional gatekeeper of the minor league luxury box dream.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
split.youAI▸ PITCHDECK AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates better renewal terms while you sleep
You cold-call local businesses to push luxury suite leases and billboard sponsorships to increase team revenue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a local sponsor is actually angry about their box seats.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers identify every local business owner automatically.
Month 4
AI sends personalized offers that convert better than your phone calls.
Month 8
Software updates suite prices based on team win-loss streaks.
Month 13
Digital agents manage all your remaining sponsor relationships.
Month 19 · D-Day
The CRM system takes full control of all league inventory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
99.9 percent
Suite renewal rate
High
Human error margin
Your severance
One free season ticket for the next century.
Discussion
