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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTraining elite athletes to beat the clock until machines replace you.
Master of spreadsheets, squat racks, and athlete egos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Peak performance, zero human overhead.
split.youAI▸ ATHLETIX ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates recovery protocols in real-time
You manage scheduling for local athletes and patients, oversee recovery plans, and sell private training center memberships daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an athlete is lying about their pain levels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over the booking of all training slots.
Month 5
New clients sign waivers and pay via app-based self-service.
Month 12
Sensors and vision models replace manual data entry for athletes.
Month 20
Dynamic pricing bots automatically fill your facility capacity.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The facility runs entirely on autonomous monitoring and server-side management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
82 percent
Client Retention Rate
6 cups
Coffee Consumed Daily
Manual process
Injury Recovery Speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of protein powder and gym towels.
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