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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour academic tenure is merely a very expensive, very slow lecture loop.
Tenured peddler of VO2 max graphs and citations.
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delivers lecture series with zero stutter
You lecture on muscle fiber recruitment and oversee lab testing of student athletes. Research and instruction define your week.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about completing their required lab readings.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your course content is uploaded to our central learning engine.
Month 6
Sensors take over the calibration of your gas exchange analyzers.
Month 15
Pre-recorded hyper-realistic AI avatars deliver your exact lesson plans.
Year 1.9
Algorithms grade exams faster and more harshly than you ever could.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your tenure is revoked by a single, automated email notification.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42 per hour
Average lecture snooze frequency
89 percent
Research papers cited by no one
Too much
Time spent in faculty meetings
Your severance
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