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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour press releases are just Markov chains waiting to happen.
Professional spinner of varsity outcomes and game-day hype.
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Press releases generated at light speed.
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blasts optimized press releases to 400 outlets
You draft game notes and manage media requests for college sports teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the mood of a disgruntled coach in a post-game scrum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull game stats directly from the digital scoreboard.
Month 3
Software populates your press release templates with live data.
Month 7
Bots post highlights the moment a whistle blows.
Month 12
Journalist requests are routed to an AI triage bot.
Month 13 · D-Day
The press office goes dark as the bot manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
1500
Quotes generated per second
400%
Twitter engagement increase
High
Human error in stats
Your severance
One signed baseball and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
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