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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your frantic game-day tweets into a silent, pre-programmed algorithm.
Master of spin, graphics, and crisis control.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated hype for every losing season.
wheee!you▸ ATHLETICS-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press releases faster than games finish
You write press releases and manage media hype for university sports teams. Your job is now a marketing prompt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry local journalist why the star player won't talk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your spreadsheets and history files are vacuumed into a local training set.
Week 10
The system begins writing press releases while you are still sleeping.
Month 6
Graphic templates replace your manual labor in Photoshop for all match-day assets.
Month 11
Automated email agents handle all credential requests without needing human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The athletic department stops authorizing human payroll and shifts to full-stack automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.4 seconds
Press release latency
Excessive
Human emotional range
Instant
Draft approval time
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the nosebleed seats.
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