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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsUpdating spreadsheets for local leagues until a CSV formula ends you.
Organizing chaos for people who barely read schedules.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logistics for every amateur field.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEAGUESYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates tournament brackets in ten seconds
You track team rosters, schedule matches, and handle endless logistical emails. You are a glorified human calendar.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a coach is lying about their team's actual availability.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An algorithm takes over the booking of all city fields.
Month 4
Team managers input data directly into the league database.
Month 8
A chatbot handles every email from confused team parents.
Month 13
Logic scripts settle match conflicts using historical data.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system runs fully autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Emails per match
14 per week
Spreadsheet errors
Excessive
Human caffeine intake
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the local rec center.
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