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Will AI replace Sports Radio Producer jobs? · Latest report #ikarnthf
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour microphone is just a very expensive paperweight in waiting.
Content creator of audio noise and infinite scroll
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The host that never needs a bathroom break.
toast.you▸ BROADCASTBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite viral sports clickbait threads
You edit audio clips, post social media updates, and write articles about games to fill airtime.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a funny reaction when the studio phone line drops.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI scripts the clickbait titles faster than you can type.
Month 5
Vision models instantly cut dead air from your recorded interviews.
Month 10
Bot accounts post highlights to every social feed simultaneously.
Month 15
A digital avatar runs the entire show without needing pay.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access cards are deactivated as the servers take over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Infinite
Segments produced hourly
High
Human error rate
400 percent
Social engagement boost
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our text-to-speech podcast service.
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