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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou teach students to run while your career stands perfectly still.
Expert in human performance, failing the endurance test.
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Data-driven lectures, zero tenure.
stretchy.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers automated feedback on student essays
You lecture on biomechanics and physiology, grading labs and research papers until your eyes bleed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their project is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your lecture notes are uploaded into a learning management AI.
Month 5
Pattern recognition software begins marking your simple essay assignments.
Month 13
Simulation software replaces physical force plate demonstrations in the classroom.
Year 2.1
Student emails are answered by a bot trained on your personality.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your lecture slides are archived permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 cups/day
Coffee consumed
Mostly ignored
Research citations
Indefinite
Grading backlog
Your severance
One dusty gym whistle and a library fine waiver.
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