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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsBiometrics now track your athletes better than your stopwatch ever could.
Professional Excel-wizard and velocity-based trainer enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying human performance to the millisecond.
ow.you▸ COACH-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates load based on sleep data
You monitor athlete load and recovery to program gym sessions. Algorithms will do your spreadsheets and field testing soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle body language of an athlete hiding an injury.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearables start streaming athlete health data directly to cloud storage.
Month 5
Algorithms begin generating basic gym plans from force plate metrics.
Month 13
Vision systems replace your eyes for tracking lifting form accuracy.
Month 22
AI chatbots handle all athlete feedback and schedule adjustments.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability in the pursuit of perfection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
40 hours
Time spent in Excel
62 percent
Average athlete compliance
99 percent
Video-review fatigue
Your severance
A one-year supply of unflavored whey protein powder.
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