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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour witty game-day tweets are just training data for our model.
Professional meme-smith and chronic digital scoreboard watcher.
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Posting faster than your fastest viral trend.
squeeze.youAI▸ ENGAGEBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect bait for rival team fans
You draft team updates and interact with fans to chase fleeting engagement metrics across social media platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a fan base is about to riot over a referee call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors monitor fan reactions to identify the perfect engagement style.
Month 3
AI models generate game-day threads using live score data feeds.
Month 7
Large language models handle all fan comments and neutral banter.
Month 12
Algorithms predict high-engagement moments before they happen in games.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
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Average tweets per win
18 hours
Time spent finding gifs
99 percent
Fan sentiment variance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the team's premium streaming app.
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