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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling ad space on jerseys is just math without the golf.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying fan engagement with zero friction.
split.youAI▸ ADPITCH LOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates hyper-targeted ad packages for leagues
Negotiates partnership deals and monitors logo visibility on uniforms and stadiums. Manages contractual brand activation and reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a sponsor is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor logo exposure on streams automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms determine fair market rates for inventory.
Month 12
AI negotiates renewals without needing lunch meetings.
Month 16
Digital signage updates based on real-time viewer data.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The entire sponsorship pipeline runs on silent code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.1 percent
Cold outreach response
99 percent
Logo placement accuracy
zero
Golf rounds required
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium's nosebleed section.
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