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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour lightning fingers are just a slow, error-prone data entry interface.
Professional screen-watcher and rapid-fire key pusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time accuracy without the human bias.
ow.youAI▸ STATVISION ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes video feeds directly into databases
Watching games to log every play, tackle, and point into a database in real-time.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange ability to distinguish a deflection from a pass in chaos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Optical sensors install at the venue to track player motion.
Week 10
Computer vision models learn to tag distinct game events.
Month 4
Software runs parallel to you to check your accuracy.
Month 5
Your keyboard is disabled while the system logs live data.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system finishes the game without a human in sight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
300ms
Avg Input Lag
4.2%
Human Error Rate
Too Many
Coffee Cups Consumed
Your severance
A lifetime pass to watch games from the couch.
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