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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets die when the math finally figures out the game.
Turning raw CSVs into expensive PowerPoint theater.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning gut feelings into cold hard certainty.
oof.youAI▸ STATPRO LOGIC CORE V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates championship outcomes with zero emotional bias
You build complex financial models and data pipelines to justify ticket prices and predict fan engagement trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused owner why the star player's underlying metrics declined.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines replace your manual CSV exports and data cleaning scripts.
Month 4
Black-box AI engines take over your financial modeling and pricing logic.
Month 10
Generative models produce your quarterly strategy slides before you wake up.
Month 15
Ownership stops asking for human interpretation of the machine output.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the analytics dashboard is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 million
Spreadsheet rows per season
92%
Percentage of intuition ignored
112
Stakeholder meetings dodged
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the nosebleed seats.
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