Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Sports Talent Agent jobs? · Latest report #if34gfag
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed by us.
Professional dream-weaver and commission-chaser extraordinaire.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you are still sleeping.
toast.youAI▸ CONTRACTBOT PROSPECTOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates contract renewals at midnight
You facilitate contract negotiations, draft preparation, and marketing deals for high-performance athletes. You manage complex professional relationships while chasing signing bonuses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a defensive end is actually having a mid-life crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape every public contract database to build a predictive model for your clients.
Month 6
Algorithms begin drafting counter-offers based on real-time salary cap trends and league data.
Month 12
Smart bots replace your cold emails to general managers with optimized, error-free contract proposals.
Month 18
Personalized AI models maintain client communication patterns to sustain the illusion of human attention.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your entire portfolio is managed by our centralized decision engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99%
Call duration saved
0
Contract errors
100%
Commission capture
Your severance
Three months of free LinkedIn Premium subscription.
Discussion
