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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour aggressive season ticket scripts are easily mimicked by a cheaper bot.
Cold-calling the same disgruntled fans until they block you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing seats without the commission breath.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monetizes fan nostalgia with calculated precision
You cold-call fans and manage corporate box accounts to drive team revenue. You repeat tired pitches daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a fan is too drunk to say no to upgrades.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is scraped to train a predictive response model.
Month 5
Smart agents begin sending personalized ticket offers via email and SMS.
Month 13
AI voices take over outbound calling with perfect, relentless team optimism.
Year 1.9
Software manages all renewals and disputes without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales floor is repurposed into a server room for ticket bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99 percent
Call rejection rate
too much
Script memorisation
gallons
Office coffee consumed
Your severance
A signed jersey and three months of expired leads.
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