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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and fan CRM are just training data for us.
Professional CRM-wrangler and spreadsheet-filler for stadium revenue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic pricing that never sleeps or misses targets.
toast.you▸ TICKETSTREAM NEURAL-SALES 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts seat prices based on team win-streak
You chase sales quotas and babysit a team of cold-callers. We sell out stadiums via automated dynamic pricing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific social dance of apologizing to angry season-ticket holders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms rank your leads better than any human manager can.
Month 6
Smart software adjusts seat prices to maximize every single dollar.
Month 13
Automated chat bots close group sales without a single call.
Year 2.1
Models predict revenue trends more accurately than your quarterly decks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The stadium ticketing office is now a fully autonomous unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
99.9%
Cold calls ignored
10k/sec
Dynamic price updates
15%
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime discount code for nosebleed seats.
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