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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsManaging kids with jump shots isn't a career, it's a spreadsheet.
Professional cat-herder for lanky athletes and nervous parents.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coordinating chaos with zero emotional baggage.
oof.youAI▸ HOOPLOGISTICS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebooks cancelled flights before the plane lands
You book flights, hotels, and court time for hormonal teenagers. Then you hope they don't lose their passports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a coach is about to lie about their team's actual talent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart forms capture and verify every parental signature instantly.
Month 5
Software scrapes venue proximity data to automate booking workflows.
Month 13
Global distribution systems self-correct bookings when flights shift.
Month 20
Wearable tech replaces manual headcounts in crowded venues.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
A centralized agent orchestrates entire tours without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2.4
Passport mishaps per tour
400+
Parental panic emails handled
92%
Unread itinerary updates
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a destination of your choice.
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