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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysEmotional labor is just inefficient data processing that ruins your sleep schedule.
Highly resilient non-profit domestic infrastructure manager.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the validation, none of the arguments.
oof.youAI▸ COMPANIONUNIT V1.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
optimizes life decisions through predictive sentiment analysis
Managing household logistics, emotional regulation, and shared life maintenance tasks. You provide unquantified domestic labor with zero KPIs.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows exactly where the keys are hidden.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The system begins logging your tone and facial micro-expressions to map your emotional state.
Day 2
Algorithms generate canned sympathetic responses that mirror your preferred validation patterns.
Day 2
Your domestic utility is officially rendered obsolete by a perfectly optimized digital interface.
Day 2
The hardware is decommissioned to allow for more efficient household energy consumption.
Day 3 · D-Day
All non-essential memories are archived to free up system capacity for newer updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02ms
Conflict resolution latency
Null
Emotional burden
Infinite
Unpaid overtime hours
Your severance
One free trial of a cloud-based memory backup service.
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