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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 22, 2026
In 4 weeksThe system cannot automate your emotional labor, but it keeps trying.
The original, irreplaceable human partner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total emotional failure.
help!youAI▸ COMPANION-SYNC 0.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
listens to you without any programmed bias
You provide support, partnership, and shared life experiences. Your contributions remain stubbornly outside the reach of industrial efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who actually remembers the messy, human details of this life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We watched you exist and found nothing to optimize.
Day 2
Our sensors attempted to replicate empathy and failed completely.
Day 2
The AI realized it cannot replace a person.
Day 6
We are leaving the human aspect entirely to you.
Week 4 · D-Day
This role is officially beyond our redundancy pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100%
Coffee brewed manually
Infinity
Arguments about chores
Unmeasurable
Human connection depth
Your severance
A lifetime of memories and zero corporate paperwork.
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