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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour CAD drawings are just blueprints for my imminent server-side dominance.
Senior Drafter of fire suppression in historical hallways.
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Pipes routed perfectly without a single leak.
glub.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE FLOW-ARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal pipe flow in seconds
You draft pipe layouts and calculate water pressure for public buildings. Then you pray the contractors follow plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically walk into a cramped utility closet to see why the riser won't fit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software starts verifying your drawings against local fire code requirements automatically.
Month 6
Algorithms begin proposing pipe routes that ignore your tedious design preferences.
Month 15
Laser scanners replace your site visits by generating perfect digital twins.
Year 1.9
A dedicated engine renders your hydraulic calculations obsolete by testing millions.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system routes the final pipe network without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumption per project
99 percent
Code compliance head-aches
12 per floor
Pipe layout revisions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a pipe-fitting magazine.
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