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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are a professional consumer of overpriced sparkling wine and Aperol.
Lounge-based enthusiast of orange liquids and sunlight.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing hydration for maximum social impact.
oof.you▸ HYDRATE-O-MAT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
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You sit on patios judging glassware quality. You endure the crushing burden of excessive ice cubes.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique human capacity to pretend this drink is actually refreshing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
A QR code replaces your need for a social personality.
Day 2
Sensors pour your Aperol with mathematically perfect laziness.
Day 2
You can now sit at home and drink while wearing pajamas.
Day 2
Smart eyewear tells you if the wine is trending.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine drinks for you while you do something useful.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
88 percent
Ice density ratio
4 hours
Time spent scrolling
5 tons
Orange garnish waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm carbonated water.
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