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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTurning fuzzy rodents into identical assets is a very fragile career.
Genetic technician with an unexpected fondness for twitchy subjects.
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Perfectly identical specimens, zero twitching allowed.
oof.youAI▸ RODENTREPLICATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates gestation periods to five hours
You manage the genetic sequencing, environmental conditioning, and synchronization of rodent subjects for laboratory trials. Your work involves high-precision calibration of incubator cycles and data logging.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still chase the escaped specimens under the industrial laboratory shelving unit.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated logs replace your manual entry of rodent biometric fluctuations.
Month 10
Robotic nutrient delivery systems remove your daily contact with the specimens.
Year 1.9
Sensors and vision models take over tracking of development cycles.
Year 2.7
Vision-guided capture arms neutralize the need for your clumsy glove-work.
Year 4 · D-Day
The RodentReplicator assumes full autonomy of the cloning facility and locks the doors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98.4%
Cloning success rate
12/month
Rodent escape frequency
0.003%
Sequencing errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium laboratory grade sunflower seeds.
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