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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsA creature of chaos that no algorithm can ever predict or contain.
Professional devotee of erratic, bushy-tailed urban chaos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematizing the irrational worship of squirrels.
toast.youAI▸ RODENTDEITY-V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
interprets twitching tails with 100 percent inaccuracy
You spend your days tracking erratic movements and offering offerings to urban rodents. Your primary duty is observing frantic foraging and hoping for tail-flick recognition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the terrifying intensity of a squirrel's unblinking, black-bead stare.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors map all park nut-drop zones to optimize your current erratic distribution schedule.
Month 16
A robotic drone emits perfect squirrel-frequency whistles to corral local populations toward viewing platforms.
Year 5
Computer vision models analyze every tail flick to finally prove they mean nothing.
Year 14
A specialized soft-robotic hand dispenses snacks with zero tremors to improve human-rodent engagement metrics.
Year 100 · D-Day
The machine takes over the park and the squirrels ignore it just as much as they ignore you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4020 annually
Acorns offered
0.02 percent
Tail flick response
Near zero
Human dignity level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unsalted, high-quality organic walnuts.
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