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September 29, 2126
In 100 yearsThe trees are already full, and they do not need your prayers.
Professional nut enthusiast and arboreal observer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiently simulate adoration for all furry woodland creatures.
toast.youAI▸ RODENT-DEITY-SIMULATOR V1.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
distracts local wildlife with high-frequency signals
You spend your time observing rodents and offering tributes. This practice currently lacks any industrial output to automate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer chaos of a squirrel crossing a road.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 5
High-definition motion sensors replace your organic gaze at the park.
Year 16
Automated feeders replace your manual offerings with precision pellet delivery.
Year 33
Software algorithms interpret squirrel behavior faster than human intuition.
Year 49
Digital displays project squirrel-preferred frequencies to influence their movements.
Year 100 · D-Day
A fully automated biome manages itself without human spiritual mediation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too many
Acorns offered
zero
Squirrels impressed
99 percent
Time spent staring
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium unsalted peanuts.
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