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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou manage outages that an LLM would have avoided by Tuesday.
Professional fire-fighter, part-time incident-report writer, full-time alarmist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating stability, eliminating your late-night pages.
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patches production vulnerabilities during your sleep
Oversees system reliability, incident response, and cloud infrastructure budgets. You balance technical debt against the constant, soul-crushing pressure of five-nines uptime requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the entire stack just died.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify latency spikes faster than your pager ever could.
Month 5
The system automatically rolls back deployments without human intervention.
Month 10
AI models generate post-mortems before you finish your morning coffee.
Month 16
Algorithms prune expensive cloud instances to maximize fiscal efficiency.
Year 2 · D-Day
The pager is retired, and your management dashboard is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
0.04ms
Incident Triage Speed
99.8%
Post-Mortem Human Error
0 liters
Coffee Consumed Per Shift
Your severance
One free cloud-compute credit and a digital hug.
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