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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour mop is no match for our swarm of floor drones.
Professional aisle-navigator and professional spill-absorber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clearing the stands so you don't have to
bzzt.youAI▸ ARENASWEEPER PRO X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
sucks up stadium debris in silent formation
You sweep aisles, power-wash concrete, and remove thousands of discarded drink cups after every single game ends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pick up a gum-covered seat cushion without triggering a sensor-error alert.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision systems scan every seat row to build navigation paths.
Month 6
Robots begin towing heavy waste containers to the main dock.
Month 15
High-powered vacuum spiders deploy to ingest all floor debris.
Year 2
Water-jet drones scrub seats while avoiding all electrical circuitry.
Year 3 · D-Day
The facility goes fully autonomous and locks the doors forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
45,000 per match
average cups collected
900 per season
spilled soda incidents
120 miles yearly
bleacher rows navigated
Your severance
One complimentary stadium hot dog and a plastic broom.
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