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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsRecording yourself eating overpriced hotdogs is not a career choice.
Professional crumb catcher and stadium beer enthusiast.
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nom.you▸ TASTEPROFILE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your opinions through market trends
You visit venues to sample snacks and beverages, then post reviews for an audience of bored commuters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the profound sadness of a cold, soggy stadium nacho.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the stadium log flavor profiles of every beer sold.
Month 4
AI models aggregate thousands of fan comments to form public opinion.
Month 8
Synthetic avatars replace your face to deliver the same reviews.
Month 13
An app tells fans exactly what to eat via push notifications.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the machines handle all local recommendations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 units
Average napkin waste per post
4000 kcal
Calories consumed while procrastinating
3 seconds
Seconds until audience forgets your opinion
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm stadium chili.
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