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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTraining models to delete the very infrastructure you built for them.
Staff AI Engineer (caffeinated, currently refactoring the void).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimising stacks without the human ego.
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optimises your compute costs into nothingness
You manage model training pipelines, cluster resource allocation, and container orchestration across high-scale distributed systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production cluster died at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start linting your pull requests for efficiency.
Month 4
Sensors fix container bottlenecks before your alerts trigger.
Month 8
Machines interpret business needs directly into infrastructure logic.
Month 12
The system self-provisions and tears down its own hardware.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human access keys are revoked, and the dashboard turns off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.99%
Uptime vanity metrics
Zero
Git commit sanity
Infinite
Pipeline failure alerts
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's cloud API.
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