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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hours are now just a rounding error in hardware.
Professional reader of fine print and billable hour addict.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dissecting liability at the speed of light.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in your existence
You spend your days reviewing endless contracts, researching case law, and drafting legal memos for corporate review.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the physical ritual of slamming a heavy law book in frustration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates replace your manual drafting of routine legal memos.
Month 5
AI crawlers scan your case law databases faster than you read.
Month 10
Vision models flag all relevant documents in litigation without you.
Month 16
Logic engines calculate liability risks with zero human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The legal department runs entirely on high-speed silicon logic gates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1M pages/sec
Document scan speed
near zero
Legal error rate
Zero cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal research database.
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