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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted.
Professional spreadsheet detective and professional error hunter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finding money you forgot you had.
ow.you▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles five thousand accounts in one second
You hunt for forgotten accounts and assets to reconcile ownership. Machines are faster at finding them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the discrepancy exists to a confused stakeholder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors ingest all state databases in milliseconds.
Month 4
Software flags every unclaimed asset automatically.
Month 8
AI models interpret state laws without checking lawyers.
Month 12
Bots send claims to owners without human help.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and the bot takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
Infinite
Accounts reviewed
12 percent
Human error rate
Too much
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to accounting software you cannot use.
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