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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou are building the very guillotine that will eventually sever your employment.
Architect of your own professional extinction event.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System design without the human bias.
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refactors your entire stack while you sleep
You design agent workflows and system architecture for clinics. You spend your life debugging LLM hallucinations and latency issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy code still refuses to run.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scanner reads every line of your brittle legacy scripts.
Month 5
The system observes your patterns and learns to bypass you.
Month 10
Your AI agent handles tickets while you watch the logs.
Month 16
The system starts rejecting your manual commits as inefficient.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked while the system pushes to prod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
4.2 hours
Average debugging time
18 weekly
Meetings about nothing
402
AI hallucinations per sprint
Your severance
A warm handshake and a prompt to rewrite yourself.
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