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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou spend all day unblocking people who exist solely to be blocked.
Staff PM chasing growth metrics into the abyss.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated consensus without the annoying human ego.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCBOT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
mutes all channels during your lunch break
You shuffle Jira tickets and beg engineers to build features nobody asked for.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can make the engineers pretend to listen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents now handle all your Jira backlog grooming.
Month 5
AI builds your executive status decks in milliseconds.
Month 10
Algorithms interpret user retention data better than your intuition.
Month 16
Bots answer all stakeholder queries using your previous logs.
Year 2 · D-Day
Management realizes a script does your job for pennies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
42
Average meetings per week
94%
Time spent in Slack
Zero
Meaningful outputs generated
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