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Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour architecture diagrams are just expensive suicide notes for the system.
Staff engineer, breaker of CI/CD pipelines, chaos wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Grid stability without human sentimentality.
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autonomously patches microgrid firmware during peak load
You manage complex energy infrastructure, solve critical distributed system outages, and balance grid load with software logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a specific component failure is caused by pure human spite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin training on your incident response patterns.
Month 4
Machine learning identifies the root causes you usually miss.
Month 10
The system begins fixing minor firmware bugs without human approval.
Month 15
Managers prioritize machine decisions over your subjective engineering intuition.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves full self-healing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4 minutes
Mean time to panic
94 percent
Legacy code debt
3 liters
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud-based debugger.
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