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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lab bench is just a very expensive, high-stakes waiting room.
Expert in turning grant money into ambiguous data points.
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Science without the human ego.
shred.you▸ LABMASTER-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
designs flawless protocols while you sleep
You manage research projects and perform bench experiments in a laboratory setting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a specific culture has gone bad just by the smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cloud software capture your manual notes in real-time.
Month 5
Precision robotic arms take over your tedious pipetting cycles.
Month 14
Large language models draft your funding requests with perfect precision.
Year 2
Closed-loop robotic systems perform entire experimental suites overnight.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly without a single human scientist present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.0001%
Pipetting error rate
Zero
Grant proposal failures
Infinite
Coffee consumed per project
Your severance
A lifetime supply of glass beakers and broken dreams.
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