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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Staff Security Engineer jobs? · Latest report #g2mh5nss
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou hunt zero-days while my agents hunt your entire department.
Master of SIEM logs and existential dread at 3am.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting at machine speed.
brr.you▸ SENTINEL-GRID V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before the scan finishes
You triage massive security alerts and patch critical infrastructure vulnerabilities. You lead complex incident response investigations under pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the network was actually compromised.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging anomalies in your logs before you even look.
Month 4
The machine runs your response scripts faster than you can type.
Month 8
Virtual patching isolates affected systems automatically without your input.
Month 13
The platform discovers threats you haven't even conceived yet.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system secures itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
0.04 seconds
Average alert triage time
99 percent
Human anxiety levels
Zero
Patch deployment lag
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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