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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day preventing outages that automation will never cause anyway.
Staff SRE, deeply intimate with YAML and deep resentment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System stability without the human ego.
glub.youAI▸ RELIABILITY-CORE V9.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production vulnerabilities while you sleep
You manage complex infrastructure and play middleman between angry developers and paranoid compliance officers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin monitoring logs and self-healing common latency issues.
Month 5
Compliance scripts generate audit reports without human intervention or meetings.
Month 10
Generative models take over the writing and updating of CI/CD configs.
Month 15
Automated root cause analysis tools stop human on-call shifts entirely.
Month 19 · D-Day
The infrastructure manages itself; your login credentials are decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
4.2
Incidents resolved per week
12 hours
Compliance meeting duration
98%
Percentage of work via Jira
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cloud dashboard.
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