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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour fifteen patents are just training data for our better models.
Staff engineer (fifteen patents, zero job security soon).
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You spend days tuning compression math and solving complex algorithm bugs. We just need the output, not you.
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You can still explain why the legacy codec fails on weird hardware.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our agents scan your entire repository for patterns.
Month 4
Models generate better patents based on your previous filings.
Month 9
Processors rewrite your messy loops into efficient silicon-ready code.
Month 14
Our AI stops pretending to listen in your meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
We replace your role with an automated compile-time optimization pipeline.
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