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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build complex bridges to nowhere for people who bill hourly.
Staff Solutions Engineer (mostly configuring, occasionally praying)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the billable hour into non-existence.
oof.you▸ JURISLOGIC V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-fills legal billing codes instantly
You translate legal needs into software configurations. You demo AI features to skeptical partners in mahogany offices.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands why the legacy database integration actually crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawlers map client legacy data structures without your input.
Month 4
Smart models auto-configure your software to match firm requirements.
Month 8
Avatars answer partner questions with better data than you.
Month 13
Sales cycles close via autonomous contract generation and signing.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
98 percent
Demo-to-Decline ratio
Maximum
Average client confusion
12 terabytes
Custom script bloat
Your severance
One free trial of our competitor's software.
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