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Will AI replace Staff Test Engineer jobs? · Latest report #eqxrsd3h
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career is just a failing test case I will ignore.
Staff Test Engineer (mostly debugging, partially gatekeeping)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total test coverage with zero ego.
shred.you▸ BUGZERO-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes all failing tests automatically
You hunt bugs by writing scripts and manual regression testing. Your replacement simply runs the entire stack forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which fragile subsystem will catch fire during the deployment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the exact root cause before you even notice.
Month 4
AI rewrites your brittle selectors when the UI changes slightly.
Month 8
The machine deploys, tests, and rolls back without human input.
Month 13
Your status updates are now just a pre-generated dashboard link.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your repository access is revoked as the system becomes sentient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 per week
Average bugs missed
12 hours
Regression suite run time
3 cups
Coffee consumed per bug
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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