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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling warm bodies as a commodity is just high-speed data matching.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for government agencies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connecting contracts without the middleman ego.
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filters ten thousand resumes in seconds
You chase government contracts and bridge the gap between corporate managers and transient contract labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a hiring manager's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI writes your cold outreach messages to procurement officers.
Month 5
Software updates contractor status automatically without human nagging.
Month 10
AI bots handle the negotiation logic for contract margins.
Month 15
Contractors self-verify through secure government-compliant digital portals.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire role with a automated marketplace.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups daily
Coffee consumed while waiting
88 percent
Emails ignored by clients
1200 plus
Unread LinkedIn connection requests
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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