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April 22, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell humans to corporations that already want robots instead.
Professional ghoster and cold-email enthusiast
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You cold call companies to fill roles and manage databases of candidates. You track metrics for placements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during a lunch meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending your cold emails and following up automatically.
Month 4
Smart software replaces manual data entry and candidate filtering.
Month 8
Systems bid on bill rates based on real-time market data.
Month 13
Voice agents conduct reference calls without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all client connections.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
2 percent
Cold call conversion rate
400 daily
LinkedIn messages sent
too many
Candidates ghosted
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