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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsCalling cues from a clipboard is just manual software deployment, eventually.
Organized professional who knows where the props are hidden.
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Perfect timing, zero ego, never needs lunch.
ow.youAI▸ CUEMASTER NEXUS▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers 400 lighting cues without a mistake
You track rehearsals, manage technical cues, and yell at actors who forget their marks.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique ability to physically drag a lead actor into their light.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your paper script is mirrored into a real-time tracking engine.
Month 9
Infrared cameras track actor positions to automate follow-spot cues.
Month 21
Automated voice agents handle all backstage calls via radio.
Year 2.6
An AI mediator manages actor disputes using contract-compliance logic.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system runs the house; the booth is officially closed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per show
1200/yr
Hours spent listening to ego
730 days
Time until script is digital
Your severance
A laminated copy of your last show report.
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