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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou are just a glorified spreadsheet that occasionally holds a hammer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Directs the drama, builds the scenery.
no no noyouAI▸ STAGEBOT NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces stage crew with automated winch systems
You facilitate communication between artistic egos and build props using shop tools from design specs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a lead actor is actually sick or just wants attention.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software handle the communication logs and call sheets.
Month 10
Cloud software interprets your CAD drawings into precise cut lists.
Month 20
Computer-guided cutters replace your manual saw and assembly work.
Year 2.5
Automated tracks and winches move scenery without human spotters.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system runs the show while you collect your redundancy check.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption
12 percent
Prop fabrication errors
24 weekly
Cast emotional breakdowns managed
Your severance
A blunt-force trauma hammer and a signed set list.
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